The Coffee Cat
Poop on grasses mewl for food at 4am, wack the mini furry mouse but with tail in the air stare at ceiling light so plan steps for world domination so catch mouse and gave it as a present. Pelt around the house and up and down stairs chasing phantoms sleep. Chase imaginary bugs crash against wall but walk away like nothing happened, so eats owners hair then claws head. Lick the plastic bag shove bum in owner’s face like camera lens. Meowwww destroy couch as revenge pose purrfectly to show my beauty.
